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My N-Darling

I am always Negative, trying to be positive
Every time I work,
Even when I eat with fork.
I want to study
Negativity is my buddy.
I try to silently poop
Like Romeo and Juliet my love cycle always loop.
“Negative baby…., can we live without each other ?”
“No, of course not, I am your children’s mother.”
“Darling, I am sexy.”
“No, your are not, just mend my mexi”
“Darling, I am getting chance to meet Bill!”
“No,you won’t, just chill”
She is the one I never fight
I am planning to elope, someday I might
With knowledge producing light
She fight,
Oh! I am dreaming about her
Even when I fly a kite
I have never seen her sight,
Hope she is damn beautiful.
Oh My God! why am I blushing?
Uff! It’s stinking, now I am flushing.

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My love, my love, my sweetheart, Have always loved you. You don’t realize but, Have always cared you. Always felt anger, When I see my friends talk to you. And always felt jealous, When I hear of other boys from you. But, always felt happy and shy When I see you, "Oops! Not again, how come I see everyone just like you?" Got a lots of chance to impress you, Never tried, thinking I will be far from you. My insecurities, never talked to you. My love, I am sorry, During your suffering, anxiety I was never there for you. Smile please, My dream; I see me, our daughter, and you, I, billionaire, the most inspirational women, By "Forbes" is you. Darling, can we ever have that happy family?