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My N-Darling

I am always Negative, trying to be positive
Every time I work,
Even when I eat with fork.
I want to study
Negativity is my buddy.
I try to silently poop
Like Romeo and Juliet my love cycle always loop.
“Negative baby…., can we live without each other ?”
“No, of course not, I am your children’s mother.”
“Darling, I am sexy.”
“No, your are not, just mend my mexi”
“Darling, I am getting chance to meet Bill!”
“No,you won’t, just chill”
She is the one I never fight
I am planning to elope, someday I might
With knowledge producing light
She fight,
Oh! I am dreaming about her
Even when I fly a kite
I have never seen her sight,
Hope she is damn beautiful.
Oh My God! why am I blushing?
Uff! It’s stinking, now I am flushing.
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